Nose Hairs and Dead Crows

November 8th, 2007

Nose Hairs and Dead CrowsOf course, there are the frequent vomit trips to the bathroom, but most of the time, I have no sympathy for the glamorous lifestyle of models — the exotic locations, the lavish attention, the free drinks at bars, the mullah, the brainless comradery of a group of half-naked, A-cup, skinny white girls.

However, for this skinny white girl I do have some sympathy. No way I’d go out in public wrapped in a shapeless diarrhea-hued rug held closed with a belt made from the braided nose hairs of a Viking while sporting footwear fashioned from the remains of a dead crow.

That might explain her scowl.

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