Random Stupid Stuff

Having just taken my kids up to the snow this week, enjoying some fun sledding and a nice, freezing-cold powdered snow fight at a secluded stop off the highway, I am convinced that no parent was involved in the making of this snowsuit.

First of all, the poor kid looks like a complete dork. The light blue “snowsuit” hardly matches the brown boots. And what the hëll is that thing dangling from the hood?! Looks like he has a pënìš growing out of the back of his head.

What cruel parent would subject their child to this torture? As it’s knitted, it wouldn’t keep out the wind. Also, being knit, it wouldn’t keep out the wet from the snow, so it can hardly be considered a “snowsuit”. It would actually trap the moisture into the garment, allowing snow and ice to rapidly build up. Their child would probably freeze to death in about 15 minutes.

Assuming the Friar Tuck haircut doesn’t make him die from shame first.

Speaking of fugly clown sweaters, this entire clown-themed ensemble is horrific at best.

Sometimes I really wonder about what drugs the average fashion designer is on. Makes even the rejects on Project Runway look like top-notch talent.

Make it work, designers!

Yes, I’m pretty much speechless. Make up your own çráp about this.

First of all, this is old news, ancient by Internet standards. Wil doesn’t need to receive a bunch of emails that tell him that he looks like an idiot in the clown sweater — he already knows. Listening, Sean?

The photo was part of a project where some gal named Renee Walker decided to take a series of photos of different people wearing the sweater that she had purchased from a Salvation Army shop in San Francisco for $3.75 in 1996. According to Renee, the sweater is labeled “Handmade by l’americaine”. This was snapped at a party a few years ago.

Great idea for a phlog, but I still can’t believe how truly fugly that sweater is. I really, really hope “l’americaine” is still knitting as his or her products could keep this blog busy for many years to come.

Oh, and major props and kudos to Wil for knowingly agreeing to pose for a camera (held by Wil’s friend Loren Cox) while wearing this monstrosity. His befuddled expression is beyond priceless.

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words. Someone was apparently asleep at the marketing wheel at Norway’s mobile communication giant, Telenor.

As a side note, this comes from the same marketing department that has changed the company logo from the swirl pictured at the top of the CD to something that looks exactly like a boat propeller (especially when rotated in 3D during television commercials).

Not well received by the Norwegian public (despite its trendier, more modern look), the change is an effort to shed the old government image now that Telenor’s gone private sector.

Telenor insists that it is not a propeller, “clarifying” the logo by making it now rotate in the opposite direction, a move now pìššìng off the local boating industry.

The creators of this PDF-format knitting pattern get quite upset when they hear that that “sewing is a dying art” and that “needlework is a thing of the past”.

For the sake of this blog, I hope the handmade arts thrive!

I love the Ugly Betty thing that the model’s got going for her. If it weren’t for those god-awful yellow glasses and the semi-invisible braces (not to mention that she’s wearing a giant fuzzy turkey on her head!), I think she’d be quite a hottie. Sort of the poised Vegas showgirl “I’ll wear anything on my head” kind of hottie, but a hottie nonetheless.

I wish I’d found this during last month’s Turkey Day weekend!