The Man Mitt
December 19th, 2007
The creator of this knitted products describes the Man Mitt as:
“a hand knitted seamless male undergarment accessory created for comfort and warmth. The crocheted tie makes this piece adjustable for a comfortable fit. And of course if you’re looking for something different for her it also makes a handy dandy little coin purse with side cell phone pocket.”
This is not “one size fits all”. If the pictured Man Mitt actually fits her husband, I’m not surprised that she’s spending her evenings trying to come up with ways of covering up his Lilliputian manhood.
Either that or his balls are the size of oranges, another valid reason to dream up ways to never see them again. But based on the “little coin purse” quote, I doubt it.
[Editor's note: Doesn't do me much good to write these things every couple of days if I forgot to push the fûçkìng "Publish" button that WordPress so conveniently presents at the bottom of every editing page. Thus, the slew of postings that sometimes show up two weeks late.]
December 26th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Oh, god. I’d forgotten all about those. Somehow (Don’t remember exactly how. Tried to block that memory out, I suppose.) I had one of those once. Joke Christmas exchange at the fraternity once, maybe?