Random Stupid Stuff

Having just taken my kids up to the snow this week, enjoying some fun sledding and a nice, freezing-cold powdered snow fight at a secluded stop off the highway, I am convinced that no parent was involved in the making of this snowsuit.

First of all, the poor kid looks like a complete dork. The light blue “snowsuit” hardly matches the brown boots. And what the hëll is that thing dangling from the hood?! Looks like he has a pënìš growing out of the back of his head.

What cruel parent would subject their child to this torture? As it’s knitted, it wouldn’t keep out the wind. Also, being knit, it wouldn’t keep out the wet from the snow, so it can hardly be considered a “snowsuit”. It would actually trap the moisture into the garment, allowing snow and ice to rapidly build up. Their child would probably freeze to death in about 15 minutes.

Assuming the Friar Tuck haircut doesn’t make him die from shame first.

This entry was posted on Friday, December 28th, 2007 at 8:37 am and is filed under Uncategorized.