Mutant Dwarf Sex Toy
January 10th, 2008
There are many days that I fervently hope that Google doesn’t publish millions of people’s search terms the way AOL did. This is one of those days; not only for your sake, but for mine in having discovered this “specimen”.
While I generally have no issues about things that consenting adults do behind closed doors, I’ve got to admit that I find this sex “toy” to be hugely disturbing.
I can’t help but picture some mutant, quadruple-amputee dwarf, sporting a pënìš for a head.
I’m really hoping that whatever deranged individual that designed this horrific perversion of all that is wholesome and good about real naked girls (who actually possess torsos and appendages) checks the shore power cable by inserting his pënìš.
The world does not need you. Visit the Great Lakes. Ask for Dave.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Convenient, compact, with easy access to all the important features of greatest interest to the widest audience. What’s not to like?
But enough about the iPhone.