Hip Knits Sweater Pattern

January 29th, 2008

Hip Knits SweaterStumbled across Better Homes & Gardens’ Hip Knits patterns recently and found this lovely girl — engaged in criminal activity.

It is clearly not cold enough to warrant wearing a holey knit sweater as evidenced by the somewhat-bare midriff (without an ounce of excess body fat anywhere near those jeans, I’d like to point out!) and lack of additional warming layers. Therefore, covering up that potentially tremendous rack is a true crime of nature; she was born to show more skin!

Despite that easy-on-the-eyes distraction, the sweater itself is not quite as easy on the eyes. That red/blue combination really hurts.

One Response to “Hip Knits Sweater Pattern”

  1. Sean D. Martin Says:


    Clearly it’s meant to be viewed thru 3D glasses (although, as you note, the model is already pretty three dimensional…)

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