Random Stupid Stuff

1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
2. Notch the tree on the opposite side, away from the truck.
3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
4. Always borrow your friend’s truck.
5. Most importantly, never wear colors that match your truck after January. Definitely a fashion no-no.

There are so many things that pop into mind when I see this:

• President Bush tentatively strikes his “Statue of Liberty” pose.
• When they said, “My fellow countrymen, lend me your ears”, I’m not sure they meant it literally.
• Pardon me, Condoleezza — you want me to shove this where?
• Shuck off, America! It’s my oil!
• How do they turn this into flakes?

Yikes!! I didn’t realize that I’m a month behind posting stupid stuff. Well, I’ve been super, duper busy, so spank me.

Reuters news article:

Japan’s Obama towns dances for U.S. namesake
Hundreds of residents in the sleepy Japanese fishing port of Obama sang and danced on Wednesday to try to cheer up Barack Obama after his winning steak in the U.S. presidential primaries stalled.

How do you stall a steak, let alone a winning steak?

Yes, I made you wait almost five weeks for that. No apologies.