Random Stupid Stuff

1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
2. Notch the tree on the opposite side, away from the truck.
3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
4. Always borrow your friend’s truck.
5. Most importantly, never wear colors that match your truck after January. Definitely a fashion no-no.

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