Random Stupid Stuff

I had to double check my calendar when I saw this news story; I was quite surprised to see that April Fool’s Day was three weeks ago.

Congo police have arrested 13 people accused of using witchcraft to shrink men’s pënìšëš. Panic is widespread in the capital city of Kinshasa as local radio stations are warning listeners “to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.”

“But when you try to tell the victims that their pënìšëš are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent.” — Police Chief Jean-Dieudonne Oleko

The victims should simply check their email accounts, as there are probably many offers to sell cheap Viagra awaiting.