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		<title>Spot the Irony #1</title>
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Amused.
Bemused.
Confused.

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		<link>http://randomstupidstuff.com/blog/2008/08/30/spot-the-irony-1/</link>
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		<title>Invasion of the Penis Snatchers</title>
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I had to double check my calendar when I saw this news story; I was quite surprised to see that April Fool&#8217;s Day was three weeks ago.
Congo police have arrested 13 people accused of using witchcraft to shrink men&#8217;s p&#235;n&#236;&#353;&#235;&#353;. Panic is widespread in the capital city of Kinshasa as local radio stations are warning [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://randomstupidstuff.com/blog/2008/04/22/invasion-of-the-penis-snatchers/</link>
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		<title>Tree Cutting Rules</title>
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Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
Notch the tree on the opposite side, away from the truck.
The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
Always borrow your friend&#8217;s truck.
Most importantly, never wear colors that match your truck after January. Definitely a fashion [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://randomstupidstuff.com/blog/2008/03/26/tree-cutting-rules/</link>
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		<title>President Bush and Corn</title>
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There are so many things that pop into mind when I see this:

President Bush tentatively strikes his &#8220;Statue of Liberty&#8221; pose.
When they said, &#8220;My fellow countrymen, lend me your ears&#8221;, I&#8217;m not sure they meant it literally.
Pardon me, Condoleezza &#8212; you want me to shove this where?
Shuck off, America! It&#8217;s my oil!
How do they turn [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://randomstupidstuff.com/blog/2008/03/24/president-bush-and-corn/</link>
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		<title>Better Never than Late?</title>
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Yikes!! I didn&#8217;t realize that I&#8217;m a month behind posting stupid stuff. Well, I&#8217;ve been super, duper busy, so spank me.
Reuters news article:
Japan&#8217;s Obama towns dances for U.S. namesake
Hundreds of residents in the sleepy Japanese fishing port of Obama sang and danced on Wednesday to try to cheer up Barack Obama after his winning steak [...]]]></description>
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